Bachelorette Post #3

Welcome to Bachelorette post #3!

I’ve got Rolo ice cream, popcorn, and my Bachelorette buddies Becca T and Mathew here.

All right there have been some distractions, but now we’re ready to get going on the post. Jillian is on a date with Kiptyn. They are in Vancouver! They are in Stanley Park! They’re going to Granville Island! Becca T and I are reminiscing about when we were there two summers ago. (Rawbean, are you reminiscing about your day-to-day existence?)

Jillian just said something about it’s “every woman’s dream to be in the kitchen, all flustered, hoping the meal will turn out…” WRONG. It is my dream to be as far away from the kitchen as possible. It’s not Becca’s dream either to be in a kitchen. It’s Mathew’s dream though. (He likes to cook.)

Becca T: “We’re not paying enough attention to the show. We need to concentrate more. We have to focus. I want some ice cream.”

Jillian does her little dance behind the closed door after Kiptyn leaves. Mathew: “Do you guys do that?” Becca T: “Always.”

Yay curling. Let’s use every Canadian stereotype. Next stop: Tim Horton’s.

Becca T’s fave is Jake. She is incensed that Jillian thinks he’s too perfect.

Oooh, David is such a creepy, yucky, dude. Glad he didn’t get the kiss. Bet he’s offed tonight.

I really dislike Mike’s hair. It’s so, um, swarthy.

Oh look, it’s Grouse Mountain!

Oh, Mark’s face is *priceless* as Mike is giving the toast on this super awkward date with three people.

Jillian decides to give the rose to Mark. Mathew: “Is that big hair or little hair?”

Tanner P. is hilarious ‘cuz he’s making fun of Wes.

It annoys me that the “country-singing turd’s” name is Wes ‘cuz I have a buddy named Wes and he’s totally awesome. I’d name this yucky Wes something else if I could.

Ooh, my favourite* (Tanner P w the foot fetish) is dishing the dirt about dudes with girlfriends at home. Awesome.

*Note: he’s not my favourite (I don’t really care for any of them), but he amuses me consistently.

Hmmm, Jillian says she wants to know who has a girlfriend ‘cuz she doesn’t like to be lead on and have her time wasted. Say it sister.

Maybe my foot fetish friend is devious and made it up!

Lots of drama unfolds. Does someone have a girlfriend? Is Tanner lying? Jillian goes to have a moment with the pictures to figure it out. Mathew says “how is looking at pictures going to help her?” I reply “Hmmm, maybe she’ll notice someone’s wearing a wedding ring in their picture.”

She kept Tanner! Hmmm, I am so curious!!! Does Juan have the girlfriend? Does she know that ‘cuz Tanner was talking to him during the rose ceremony? Ewww, Juan has a smarmy smile. He insists he doesn’t have a girlfriend though.

We are all so glad that David is gone.

This was a pretty good episode with all of the drama, and it looks like next week in Whistler is going to be even more dramatic!

Until next week, Bachelorette-a-rinos!