Saturday, October 21, 2006

Be sure to cover my eyes when we round that corner.

Hola. I haven't been in the writing mood lately, but I did write the following post below while on the train Thursday night. Yesterday I was having internet problems so it didn't get posted.

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I am sitting on the train. It’s Thursday night at 11:15 pm. I’ve tired reading, I’ve tried sleeping, heck, I even tried doing some actual work but I just couldn’t focus on much. So I figure why not try writing a blog post in Word, which I can post tomorrow. Actually, I considered even posting it from the train, since the train is supposed to have wifi, but doesn’t seem to work right now. And… I don’t really feel like paying money for it anyhow.

The past few days have continued to be stressful. My dad is still in the hospital and it doesn’t seem like he’ll be released soon. I was really hoping that he’d be released this weekend, but he hasn’t been able to put weight on his right foot since the surgery to amputate his toes, so I’m thinking it may be awhile longer. These past two weeks have seemed like an eternity.

At least I’ve been able to distract myself with work. Work is busy, and it keeps my mind off of things for a good nine or ten hours a day. I can really understand how someone could get addicted to that damned workahol. (Isn’t there a line in the Simpsons about getting off of the workahol? Sounds like a Simpsons thing. Where else would I have picked it up?)

I’m taking Friday off so I can visit my dad. I was initially going to take the 5:40 train back to St. Ratford, but I’d forgotten that there was a staff meeting tonight. I could have sneaked out, but as I sat there, I realized that I could take the late train, and not have to risk breaking my neck to get to the station and actually eat dinner. Plus… I wouldn’t have to worry about the train being late arriving in St. Ratford and missing The Office. Now that would be a horror.

My pal Becca T came over to watch The Office with me. Hilarious episode. Plus the Pam/Jim phonecall? Ahhhhh!! And, Dwight and the Temp throwing eggs killed me.

After The Office I had to head to catch the train. Thankfully, I left earlier enough that I could turn around when I boarded the subway and realized that I’d forgotten to pack my cell phone charger (pffft could live without a phone OK) and my iPod charger (GASP!!!!). A weekend of having to be frugal with my iPod would have been abysmal.

Tonight I discovered an awesome new site: www.zunior.com You can download some awesome indie albums for low low prices like $6.66 and $8.88. I’ve been on a search for a CD by a Vancouver band called Great Aunt Ida. Their website pointed me toward the Zunior option and I downloaded the album while I should have been packing. (Perhaps the over-stimulation of discovering a new music site lead me to packing haphazardly and forgetting essentials?)

So on tap for Friday is visiting my dad. And, at night I’m going to see Marie Antoinette. I hope it’s good.

Happy weekend to you all.

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ps Marie Antoinette was very good.

Monday, October 16, 2006

I read somehwere that phantom pains never go away.

My good news regarding my dad last post was a bit premature. It turned out that they cancelled the crutch fitting and scheduled another surgery for today. He got the toes on his right foot amputated. However, that should be it and I really really really really really hope he's home soon.

This was a busy weekend. I took the train home on Friday night, hung out with friends, visited my dad on Saturday, did some errands for my mom on Sunday and then marked on the whole train ride home on Sunday night.

I had composed tonnes of clever blog posts in my head this weekend but I'm too tired to write them now.

Happy Birthday to my pal Sandee tomorrow!

I'll say more later.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

We'll carry on....

I love Thursday nights.

It's become my roommate's and mine ritualistic fun tv night. We have dinner, watch Ugly Betty while taping The Office, and then watch the tape of The Office where we die over Pam and Jim moments. Normally, we watch the current episope of The Office and then might watch some back episodes. One is so not enough.

Tonight I put together an awesome dinner - frozen lasagne, ceasar salad, ice cream and wine. I'm still a little fuzzy from the item.

Oh, if you are an Office lover - check this out. If you're not - boo.

It was nice to be back to the craziness of school today.

Good news - my dad thinks he may be out of the hospital tomorrow. Well, they're fitting him for crutches at least, so he thinks that's a sign that he might be given his walking papers. I'll be less stressed knowing that he's at home, and that my mom isn't home by herself.

Tomorrow I'm going back to St. Ratford for the weekend. I hadn't been able to see any friends when I was there over the long weekend, but my lovely friends are organizing a dessert night tomorrow for me. Hopefully the train will be punctual so I don't arrive when everything is eaten and people are on their way out.

While I was driving home from visiting my dad in the hospital in London, I heard the new My Chemical Romance song on the radio. Now, I would file My Chemical Romance under guilty pleasure since they are MuchMusic staples (and we all know how downhill Much has gotten). However, I must say this new song (Welcome to the Black Parade) is totally emo-licious and I'm quite liking it. (Note: I think it's 'cuz I'm rather emotional and angsty at the moment that something so wrought appeals to me.)

I was walking down King St. today on my way to Moutain Equipment Co-op to buy a backpack for my laptop (the case I own is too heavy and I'm tired of it) and it started to sleet. Sleet! Yuck! It's only the beginning of October. I think it was my fault for laughing at people in Winnipeg having snow.

Okay, I really should be in bed now. I got like 4 hours of sleep last night and tomorrow's another day.

Happy weekend to you!

ps This weekend will be the second anniversary of me living in this apt. with my roommate. It's crazy that two years has gone by so quickly. It's kind of sad to think we'll be moving out in July.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Stranded Must-Haves

Swiped from Guggenflurgen:

These are my Deserted Island Must-Haves.

Books:

1) Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - Now, maybe evenutally someday they'll publish all of the Harry Potter books in one (long long long) volume and then I can just bring that. For the time being, I'll settle on the 6th book, not because it was my favourite HP book (I think I just may love them all equally), but because it was the most recent, and hence the one I've read the fewest times. Note: as soon as book #7 comes out (please hurry JK!), I'll bring that one.

2) America: The Book - Jon Stewart et al - It still makes me laugh after multiple browsings, so I think it'd last on the dessert island.

3) The Ancestor's Tale: A Pilgrimage to the Dawn of Evolution - Richard Dawkins - I own this book. It's massive, but the writing isn't too heavy so it's readable. I aim to read it in its entirity someday. I'm thinking being stuck on a desert island would help me.

Albums/CDs:

1) Reconstruction Site - The Weakerthans - Contains my favourite song of all time (Reconstruction Site). I can't get sick of this album.

2) Ben Folds Live - Contains a good mix of Ben Folds Five and solo stuff. Plus there is a fun cover of Tiny Dancer and a hilarious song called "Rock This Bitch".

3) You Were Here - Sarah Harmer - I have listened to it a billion times and have never gotten sick of it. I'm pretty sure I could listen to it a billion more.

People:

1) Chris Carrabba of Dashboard Confessional - he's dreamy, yo.

2) My pal Becca T

3) Chris Murphy of Sloan
(to distract Becca T so I can have the other Chris to myself.)

Hmmm, I'm thinking now that I have people with me, and 2 rockstars at that, I probably won't get around to reading my third book. Oh well.

Movies:

1) The Wedding Singer

2) Corpse Bride

3) Can I puhlease bring a season of The Simpsons??? Anything but season 1! (if I'm not allowed one season, even just one disc from on season, I'll bring Edward Scissorhands.)



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Dad update: Still in hospital until they figure out what to do with his toes. I'll be making the trip to London again to visit him tomorrow. My mom's gotten herself very rundown from the stress of my dad being sick. I'm a bit nervous about leaving her at home alone, but I think I'll go back to work for Thursday and Friday, then come back to Stratford Friday night.

Goal For Tomorrow: Get up early and take a walk around the river and enjoy the fall colours.

Rockin My Ipod: Danny Michel/Emm Gryner/Memphis/Stars/Death Cab for Cutie

Happy Wednesday!

Monday, October 09, 2006

I stay focused on details it keeps me from feeling the big things.

First of all, I'd like to thank all of you fellow-bloggers for your support on my last post. You people, as I know you're all very well aware, rock.

My dad had his surgery late Friday night. It turned out that he didn't need a triple bypass, he had a femorofemoral bypass instead, where they created a graft that would shunt blood from his left leg to the femoral artery in his right leg, which was blocked. He may have to lose some of the toes on his right leg but they are going to give them a chance to see if they can recover.

My dad seemed okay when I visited him. One of the first questions he asked me when I saw him was how the Tigers were doing in the playoffs, and he was pleased to hear that they'd beat the Yankees. He was glad to get the novel and the book of Sudoku puzzles that I brought too. I think he'll be OK; it will just take a bit of time for him to recover, but hopefully he'll be back in gardening form for next season. Although he might have to change which foot he shovels with...

Anyhow, it's been a pretty emotional trip home. I've been helping my mom out while she's home alone and doing some housework that was neglected while my dad was sick. Hence I quoted the Ben Folds song "Still" in this post's title. That line came on my iPod while I was cleaning, and it more or less expressed what I was feeling that exact moment.

I'm going to stick around St. Ratford Tuesday and Wednesday. I'm so thankful I have a supportive work environment where my coworkers are kind enough to remind me that the place will not collapse if I'm gone for a couple of days.

All right, if you need a good laugh, I'd recommend listening to the song "Cereal For Dinner" by McEnroe. I heard it last week on CBC Radio 3's podcast and it reminded me of how I ate when I was in university. Ok, ok. I still have cereal for dinner. One night in the summer, I stopped off at the LCBO to get some wine. I honestly was planning cereal for dinner and I actually thought "What kind of wine goes best with Mini-Wheats?" I decided to save the wine for after-dinner.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Lights will guide you home and ignite your bones.

I have an ostrich tendancy.

I try to keep my head in the sand about a lot of things in my life. I guess I feel that if I don't acknowledge them, I will lessen the effect they have on my life.

Today something I'd been burying my head about is facing me head on. In fact, I'd wager it's a multitude of things.

I think I joked previously in my blog about my dad's "shovel foot". My dad is an avid gardener and last year he found his digging foot was bothering him. The doctor thought it was arthritis, but this summer it turned out that it was due to a blockage in his arteries caused by far too many years of smoking. Ironically, I taught one of my classes about how plaque builds up in arteries this week.

(I found that growing up with a parent who smoked lead to me being totally disgusted by cigarettes and I've never even tried one.)

I think it was the end of August when he found out he'd have to have bypass surgery. The actual surgery seemed like it would be miles away then, but they've moved it up and he's going to have it tomorrow or Friday.

I'm terrified. I know that it will be okay and tonnes of people have this surgery (Letterman, Clinton... heck my roommate's dad had it in August) and are OK.

I'm also feeling very stressed for my mom. My mother is not well. She has multiple sclerosis and I worry about her being home alone while my dad is in the hospital.

I think I will spend some extra time at home this weekend. I don't know the details of how long my dad will be in the hospital, but I may take a couple of days away from work next week.

I also envision myself travelling home a lot in the next couple months.

Right now I feel that there is a lot of weight on my shoulders, and I'm terrified that it will crash down on me.

Monday, October 02, 2006

Blog Questions

I've spent the past two hours doing work-related stuff at the ol' computer. Apparently I haven't had enough typing, so I'm going to do the ol' blog questionnaire that I've seen making the rounds.

1) Are you happy/satisfied with your blog's content and look?

Content: I babble about what's on my mind. I'm more or less happy with that. Sometimes, I've wished that I was a little bit more free about what I blog about (ie things that really bother me don't come up here, because I tend to bottle things up), and I've also wished that sometimes my topics were more substantial. Oh, and I'd also like to do some sort of weekly features like other bloggers do, but I haven't *yet* thought of something innovative and creative.
Look: I'm still digging the summer rockstar make-over of the blog.

2) Does your family know about your blog?

I believe I've mentioned that I blog to my family. However, my immediate family (ie my parents) are totally un-computer savvy and would have no idea of how to find my blog.

3) Do you feel embarrassed to let your friends know about your blog? Do you consider it a private thing?

When I started my blog, I think I aimed to keep it private from my friends, so that I'd feel free to write my deep dark secrets, whatever they may be. However, I ended up having so much fun blogging that I opened my big mouth and most of my friends know about my blog and have told me that they're huge lurkers. (Hello you lurkers you!) I've also roped some of them into blogging.

4) Did blogging cause positive changes in your thoughts?

I don't know if blogging has changed my actual thoughts (I'm set in my ways) but I think I'm more expressive. One thing that's for sure is that I'm constantly composing posts in my head.

5) Do you only open the blogs of those who comment on your blog or do you love to go and discover more by yourself?

I'm very faithful to anyone who comments. I like to find new blogs every now and then using the old "next blog" button.

6) What does a visitor counter mean to you? Do you like having one on your blog?

I don't really care about the number of visits that I get. I'm into the counter more for the amusement of finding out how people get to my blog (today's funny referral of the day is "where does Antonio Banderas live?"), and seeing where they are from.

7) Did you try to imagine your fellow bloggers and give them real pictures?

I have mental images in my head of all fellow bloggers. Even for the ones with pictures. I wouldn't be surprised if my mental image is different than how they actually look, despite the pictures.

8) Admit it. Do you think there is any real benefit in blogging?

Yes. It's improved my ability to transfer thought from my brain to computer screen.

9) Do you think that Blogger's society is isolated from the real world or interaction with events?

No, I'd wager it's a reflection of the real world.

10) Does criticism annoy you or do you feel it is a normal thing?

I'm all for constructive criticism.

11) Do you fear some political blogs and avoid them?

I don't fear political blogs but I do tend to avoid those who are on the opposite spectrum that I am. Everyone is entitled to express themselves, and I'm entitled to avoid those who I disagree with.

12) Were you shocked by the arrest of some bloggers?

Yes, it was very shocking when they arrested me. Ha-ha. What kind of question is this??

13) What do you think will happen to your blog after you die?

I really think it would be cool if I could blog *from* the afterlife. That should really generate some publicity, eh?

14) What song do you like to hear? What song would you like to link to on your blog?

I would never link just one song to my blog since my listening mood changes constantly. I normally just quote what ever song I'm listening to in my post title.

15) The next "victims"?

If you want to be a victim, go for it.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Out across the rooftops, out towards the hills...

The weekends go far too quickly.

This weekend involved drinking wine while watching The Office backwards, seeing Little Miss Sunshine (again), shopping (and not buying anything!), an all-night contemporay art thing, lots of friends, brunch, more shopping (and only buying a CD), a little bit of work, a little bit of reading, and missing a concert (tragic, will not discuss).

Anyhow, the contemporary art thing was cool. Bascially, three large zones in Toronto were turned into an all-night art installatation called Nuit Blanche. It was cool. Becca T and I wandered around from 11 until past 1 ('cuz that's when the subways stop). I've never seen the streets so busy that late. I loved the energy and coming across unexpected art in the streets.

My favourite installation was Fog in Toronto which was set up in Philospher's Walk at U of T. There was a long lineup to walk through the fog, and I got muddy, but it was really cool.

And... I'd really really like to post the pictures that I took (yes, I remembered my camera!) but stupid blogger's being stupid. Grrrr. I'm uploading them to flickr right now, so feel free to click if you'd like to see.

Well, this is a short post, but I need to get rested for yet another week. I was thinking of all the work I need to do this week earlier today. Yuck. I might as well bring my sleeping bag to school and camp out in the staff room. Why even bother coming home? Yeesh.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

But he talks like a gentleman, like you imagined when you were young.

I had a really good day today. I mainly attribute it to the fact that it was dress down day for the kids, and for once I actually remembered to wear jeans on dress down day. Normally I forget, walk into school, see the kids all out of uniform, and curse myself for forgetting. All this week I kept chanting to myself "wear jeans on Thursday" and it worked. I also enjoy dress down day, 'cuz most of the kids are quite fashionable, and it's fun to see what they wear.

I had a weird bonding moment with some students in my period 1 class. They were discussing the new Weird Al song (Young and Nerdy). I had actually seen that video on Muchmusic awhile ago. Needless to say, I was stunned to see Weird Al on Much. I had totally thought those days were over. Anyhow, we discussed Weird Al classics like Eat It and Amish Paradise. Good times.

We had our book club meeting tonight after school. It was fun. I enjoy getting other people's perspectives on books. It always makes me reeavulate what I thought, and I end up seeing it in a different light. (Or perhaps it's just a sign that I'm wishy-washy...)

One thing that the book did, was make everyone reminisce about their childhoods. I continued to do so while I walked to the subway and home in the chilly autumn air. Autumn is my favourite season and I love that it's getting a little bit chilly. I find there's something about fall that makes me pensive and nostalgic for pretty much everything in my past. There is also something ghostly about the fall. As Hawksley says in the song Autumn's Here:

"I think that ghosts like the cooler weather.
When leaves turn colours, they get together."

Perhaps these aren't sprits of the dead per se, but the spirits of our pasts. Sometimes, when I'm walking in places that I associate with my past, such as the streets in the neighbourhood where I grew up, I picture the ghosts of my past walking down the same streets. It's probably kind of weird, but it's comforting to think of the shadows of mine and my friends' teenage selves still walking down the streets laughing and being silly.

When I got home after enjoying the chilly fall weather, my roommate and I had a TV bonding experience. We watched the premiere of the new show Ugly Betty while taping The Office. Ugly Betty was pretty enjoyable. I'd recommend it as a new show to pick up. It's reminiscent of The Devil Wears Prada, although it's based on a Spanish show that came years before.

Then we watched the new Office which was very good. Oh, those Office people are very clever in the way they tease you with the whole Jim/Pam thing. Love it. We also watched last season's finale, to catch my roommate up. So The Office is officially the new TV obsession in our apartment.

And... yay! Tomorrow's Friday! I'm looking forward to this weekend. It looks like there is a girls' Saturday movie matinee that will go down, Sunday brunch with other friends, and a free concert on Sunday night. The free concert is this CBC radio deal called "See Vous Play" that is in celebration of international music day or some such thing. Anyhow, I got free tickets online and Emily Haines is playing and the headliners is my beloved Joel Plaskett along with his Emergency.

There is also an all night art party happening on Saturday night called Nuit Blanche. It sounds so cool. Apparently there is going to be this fog display at U of T's Philospher's Walk, so I might have to find time for that.

Unfortunately, I will have to find time for cleaning, schoolwork and laundry this weekend too. Boo-urns to that.

Hope your weekends contain suitable levels of fabulousity.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

It goes like this: the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift.

Finished the book (Fortress of Solitude)! I didn't do my alotted reading last night because I got distracted by going out for girlie drinks with my pal Becca T to relieve work-related stress. I know where my priorities lie. Anyhow, I was able to compensate by reading from the time I got home until now. (With breaks for an episode of The Office... and that time I fell asleep.)

Overall, I didn't care for the book. I wouldn't say it's a bad book, but there was something about it that just didn't do it for me. It will make for an interesting discussion, I'm sure.

Thank goodness tomorrow is Thursday, since Thursdays bring Fridays.

Time for another cartoon, since I have nothing overly original to say.


ps The other day someone stumbled upon my blog through googling the probing question of "does Chad Kroeger have a tattoo?" Kind of made me laugh.

Monday, September 25, 2006

I remember years ago when our punk rock was none of their business.

The sweetest thing about Monday night is the feeling that I've made it through another Monday. I always feel that the prospect of another week is much more attainable once I've survived that pesky first day.

Rewind to Sunday and my rather unsuccessful journey to Word on the Street. I didn't go there until the afternoon, and it was just far too busy when I got there to really have a good look around. Then it started to rain a bit. So I just went to a CD store and bought a new CD (Emily Haines and Soft Skeleton) instead. I didn't really need new books. I have too many books to read anyway.

Speaking of which... Staff book club is on Thursday and I'm determined to finish the book (Fortress of Solitude by Jonathan Lethem). I figure if I stick to a hundred page a day diet, I'll be done by Wednesday night. Actually, I've probably already read 75 pages today, so I think I'll exceed the daily goal.

After school, I went to my local Starbucks to read. I ordered a cafe latte, but the barista thought I said a pumpkin spice latte and rang that in. I thought actually that was a better idea, so I said to here "You must be psychic. I ordered a cafe latte, but actually a pumpkin spice sounds better so I'm fine with that." She decided to be nice and just charged me for a regular latte, but I got a pumpkin spice instead. I saved about a buck. However, it totally made my day. Does this make me pathetic if the highlight of my day is getting a deal on a pumpkin spice latte?

I'm not sure of my opinion of Fortress of Solitude yet. There are some things I like about it, but I am finding it a rather tough read. I'm pretty sure that if I wasn't reading it for bookclub, I'd probably have abandoned it, instead of plowing through it. One thing I do like about it, is that it has a lot of musical history (some late 60s stuff, but a lot of 70s soul, and the birth of punk and rap) in it.

So, I've been reflecting on my recent listening patterns as I listen to it. Lately, I've been listening to new stuff (new Sloan, of course, and Emily Haines) and David Usher (seeing someone live always makes me dust off their stuff).

I've also been listening to a few Hole songs, which is odd for me. I was never a huge Hole fan in the 90s nor was I especially interested in them. However, I'm really enjoying listening to their old radio singles. I find it hilarious that I like the song "Malibu" again. When that song was on the radio in the late 90s, my friend Jolene and I would scream everytime it was on the radio because it had become massively overplayed (along with Praise You by Fatboy Slim) and could not stand it any more. We joked that the radio station we listened to (London's FM96) was more or less just a Praise You/Malibu station because that was all they played. Anyhow, I'm kind of surprised that I can enjoy Malibu again. Only took 6 damned years.

I never listen to the radio anymore since I have my iPod. This means that if a song does become overplayed, it's only my fault. Kind of makes me notalgic for the days I could curse a radio station for wrecking a song for me.

Courtney Love is coming out with a new CD and a book at the end of this year. I'm interested in it, because I think she's a rather interesting figure. She's a huge mess, but she pulls it off somehow.

I've also been listening to Hawksely's Lover/Fighter album. I think it's my favourite non-Christmas Hawksley CD. I always listen to it around autumn, partially because I put "Autumn's Here" in heavy rotation in the fall, and also because it came out in the fall, and makes me happy to think that my life is much different than the way it was when I bought that CD.

Anyhow, enough with my music babble. I need to get back to reading!

Saturday, September 23, 2006

I carried you down to the St. Lawrence river...

First thing I'm going to say is that I'm angry with myself. Angry with myself for forgetting my camera at home on two separate occasions this weekend. I could have had lots of cool pics for this post, but no, I had to forget my camera. Boo-urns to me.

So last night, my pal Becca T and I braved the elements to catch David Usher playing at Nathan Phillips square for the kick-off of the Waterfront Marathon. We got there in time to see Emm Gryner (she's enjoyable) and to stand in a bit of drizzle while waiting for David Usher.

Becca T and I have quite a history with David Usher. Normally, we don't refer to him as David Usher: David "Attractive" Usher and "The Superior Usher" are our names for him. We also are constantly referring to the SNL skits of The Antonio Banderas show whenever we see David Usher. I hope everyone has seen them before because they are hilarious. Chris Kattan plays Antonio and keeps doing things like unbuttoning his shirt and his sidekick keeps saying "Too sexy! Too sexy!" and then Antonio says "but I must". They're hilarious skits. Anyway, whenever David Usher does something particularly attractive on stage, we always say "but he must" a la SNL. Corny, yes, but really funny in my humble opinion.

Anyhow, he put on a really good show last night. (Wish I'd remembered that darned camera to get pics!) I can honestly say that I haven't been listening to much of the Superior Usher in the past year (I never listen to the Inferior Usher, just so you know) and I forgot how good his music is. He also played some new stuff, which was really great. He's got a new CD coming out in 2007 and I'm feeling it's going to be a good album.

I can summarize last night's concert in three words: "but he must".

One last David Usher note: he's a great songwriter. There is one line from his song "Devil By My Side" that I think is especially poignant in current times when there seems to be a lot of religious intolerance:

"Believe your truth is not my truth.
Believe that God can exist with many faces at one time."

See, that Superior Usher is not just a pretty face.

Today I got up early (for me on a Saturday, that is) and had breakfast at Starbucks and met Becca T at her subway stop. We had tickets for a matinee performance of MacHomer at the Young Centre in Toronto's Distillery District.

Confession: I really don't take advantage of Toronto as much as I should. I live my life in a few neigbourhoods: my neighbourhood, my school's neighbourhood, the Yonge/Bloor area (just because I used to live around there and miss it), Queen St., and the Annex. I had never actually been to the Distillery District (nor had Becca T). The Distillery District consists of historic distillery buildings that have been converted into an uber-hip pedestrian mall.

I could have taken some neat-o photos of said District, but, alas, I forgot my camera again. I also had forgotten the map which I had printed the night before, but my sense of direction while in Toronto was good enough to get us there. Note: my sense of direction fails me anywhere outside of this city.

The play was freakin' hilarious! Oh my. I can honestly say I've probably never laughed so much in a 70 minute period. MacHomer is a one-man show where one man does Macbeth using over 50 characters from the Simpsons. He is pretty faithful to Shakespeare's script, but he throws in a lot of Simpsonian moments. My favourite was a scence between Burns (King Duncan) and Smithers (Duncan's son Malcolm) where they go out of character for a moment.

Burns: "Smithers, who was this infernal play written by?"
Smithers: "William Shakespeare, sir."
Burns: "Have this Shakespeare fired immediately Smithers."
Smithers: "Uhh.. sir, Shakespeare's been dead for about 400 years."
Burns: "Excellent."

If you live in Toronto (Scott), or are visiting (K), make sure you catch it. It runs until Sept. 30th. And for the rest of you, keep an eye out for if it makes its way near you.

After the play we wandered around the District, stopped at a funky cafe for coffee, and browsed around some stores that we couldn't afford. I did get a neat-o bracelet from an outdoors jewelry stand.

From there we headed to the Eaton Centre, where I'm proud to say that all I bought was some cheap jewelry at H&M. Hmmm... I deserve a present for being so frugal. Hahaha.

Tonight I'm buckling down and reading my book club book. I believe I've made it to page 20. I feel like I'm in university again: giving up a Saturday night to frantically read something. Yeesh.

Tomorrow I plan on heading down to the Word on the Street book festival at Queen's Park. Maybe I'll remember my camera. Last year I ran into Jack Layton with a thermos of coffee (or perhaps something stronger?) there...

Happy Sunday!

Thursday, September 21, 2006

And the sky was made of amythest.

I just finished watching the season premiere of The Office. It was enjoyable. I have my theory of how I think this season is going to go. I think Jim's new branch in Stamford is going to be merged with the Scranton branch due to downsizing. This will bring him back to the Scranton office and we'll have more Jim/Pam moments. Although they do a good job of Jim/Pam moments even when they're not together. Lots of shots of empty chairs and meaningful longing glances at the empty chairs. Also, I think the manager from Stamford will be transferred to Scranton branch and will have to interact with Michael. Michael will be threatened by the idea of a boss who is actually cool, and act even more like an ass. Hilarity will ensue. So that's my prediction for the season. Of course, I've borrowed heavily from the British Office for my hypotheses.

Okay, so what's going on besides The Office?

- I gotta start reading the book for my staff book club tonight. We meet next Thursday.

- Thank God tomorrow is Friday.

- I got my MacHomer tickets.

- I could use a couple more hours in the day.

- Either that, or being able to stop time. Huh, think I'd take the time stoppage.

I'm feeling a lack of post material yet again, so I'm going to share with you an email forward I received today. Look carefully at what's inside this Mexican bag of lettuce:


That would def add protein to your salad.

Okay, I'm seriously off to start that book now. To do that, I'm even going to forgo my nightly crack fix (by that, I mean reading celebrity gossip blogs - nasty, addictive habit that I want to get off).

Happy Friday!

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Who taught you to live like that?

Happy new Sloan CD day! The 30 song opus came out today and I'm on my first listen. Love the first two songs. Now I'm on an Andrew song... Andrew songs typically aren't my thing, but this one has potential.

Lately I've been having a bit of blogger's block. Yesterday I started a post three times, and rejected all three starts. We'll see if this one makes it to the publishing stage.

I'm psyched for the season premiere of The Office. I bought the second season on DVD, and watched it this weekend. So funny. So good. Cliffhanger ending. What, oh what, is going to happen?

Has anyone read the book Fortress of Solitude by Jonathan Lethem? I was supposed to read that this summer for my staff book club, but never got to it. I have until the 28th to read it, so I figure I'd better get cracking on that.

I'm psyched for this weekend. There's a free David Usher show at Nathan Phillips' Square, and I'm hoping to get tickets for MacHomer.

I'm feeling this post is sucking, so I'll add a cartoon that makes me laugh and be gone. Hope your weeks are going well.

ps I think the Jay songs on this CD are the best.
pps I Understand (Patrick song) is seriously catchy.

Friday, September 15, 2006

I'm a million different people from one day to the next...

Stole this from Scott.

1. If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be?
I’d like to buy a house in the Annex area of Toronto instead of building new. I’m a city girl.

2. What's your favorite article of clothing?
This changes constantly. I just bought a new pair of jeans that I’m in love with and a black jacket that I adore. However, tried and true would be my green Old Navy hoody that has a rainbow on it.

3. What's your favorite physical feature on the opposite sex?
Eyes. I’ve also always had a thing for forearms.

4. What is the last CD you bought?
A Little Place in the Wilderness by Memphis.

5. Where is your favorite place to be?
A Weakerthans concert.

6. Where is your least favorite place to be?
In a long line.

7. What is your favorite place to be massaged?
Hmmm, I’m not really a massage person. I’m weird.

8. Strong in mind, or strong in body?
I’ve always been referred to as “the smart one”, so mind for sure.

9. What time do you wake up in the morning?
Monday – 6 am. As the week progresses, it moves closer to 7 am.

10. What is your favorite kitchen appliance?
The microwave. I’d be screwed without it.

11. What makes you really angry?
Intolerance.

12. If you could play any instrument, what would it be?
I’d like to rock the piano like Ben Folds. I can play the piano, but quite badly. I wouldn’t mind learning the guitar either.

13. Which do you prefer, sports car or SUV?
Can I get a VW Beetle instead? But quite frankly, I’m peachy keen with the subway.

14. Do you believe in an afterlife?
Yup.

15. Favorite children’s book?
Definitely the Harry Potter series. Can’t wait for book seven. From my own childhood it would be Matilda by Roald Dahl.

16. What is your favorite season?
Autumn.

17. What is your least favorite chore?
All of them.

18. If you could have one superpower what would it be?
Stopping time, so that I could do stuff at my own pace and have a nap when I need it or take a time out when need be. Oh, I could probably cause a lot of trouble while I stopped time too. That’d be fun.

19. If you have a tattoo what is it?
Don’t have one. Too indecisive.

20. Can you juggle?
I juggle sharp knives and flaming torches in my spare time. Okay… I wish I could. It would be a good party trick.

21. The one person from your past that you wish you could go back and talk to...
Can I pick both of my grandmothers?

22. What's your favorite day?
Saturday. On Saturday I can relax and still have one day of weekend left!

23. What's in the trunk of your car?
No car.

24. Which do you prefer, sushi or hamburger?
Depends on the day. Some days, I crave sushi, other days I’m quite carnivorous.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Rain, rain, falling is the only thing you ever do.

Yesterday was a heavy day. I'd like to blog about it but I'm having a hard time getting the post out. It's all okay; but yesterday I had to deal with some sad news that I'd heard over the summer, but I hadn't really dealt with until yesterday. I have a bad habit of dealing with things by not really dealing with them.

After an emotional day, I came home to the news of the Montreal shooting.

Today I've seen pictures and read a bit about the girl who died. It's so tragic when a young person dies; especially in circumstances such as these. It's hard too, because she looks like she could be a student at my school, and filled with life one day, and tragically gone the next.

In my short teaching career, two students in my school have died. Yesterday, we had a memorial service for one of these students. It's hard enough for me to cope with death. It's especially hard seeing how it affects the other students. I'm used to seeing these kids being loud and silly or swaggering and acting tough; but seeing them filled with sadness is disconcerting and just plain wrong.

At the memorial, the priest mentioned that when you are filled with grief, it seems right when it's raining. It's as if the earth is crying with you.

It rained yesterday.

When I watched the news today, it was raining in Montreal.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Yay! Lukas won!

Woo-hoo! All's well that ends well.

I threw a mini-finale party for my roomie and Becca T who came into the Rockstar viewing quite late but enjoyed the finale.

I was quite glad that the cake I bought was celebration cake and not ease-the-pain cake.

ps What's up with Global? They cut out the part where Magni was sent home... Did anyone else experience this?

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Take my hand, we'll make it I swear.

So, I'm sure there are a lot of topics I could blog about today. There's political strife and home and abroad, stars are running rampant on the streets of Toronto for the film fest, I've hit a blogging milestone (my 300th post) and my job is keeping me on my toes. But... you know what I'm going to blog about today...

Rockstar!

Tonight's the final performance night, and then tomorrow, Supernova had better pick Lukas as their lead singer for the sake of my TV. By that, I mean if they pick someone else, I'll probably get mad, through the remote control at the TV with all my might, and the TV will break. Or such is the way the scenario plays in my head. Bright side: my tv is older than the hills (yet way smaller than the hills) and I could really use a new television. Dark side: said TV is an heirloom of sorts, and I'd feel guilt for breaking my grandparents' old tv...

(One could point out that the above situation could be completely avoided if I make sure that I don't have anything within arm's reach during the announcement is made. But what's the fun in that?)

So why, in my humble opinion, should my dear Lukas win? Well let me set up my case for you.... (15 points to match the # of contestants that we started with)

1) He looks like Hawksely Workman.
2) He occasionally has a Hawksley moment on stage - like when he growls at the end of a song, or hits a high note.
3) He rocks the sparkly pink eyeshadow like no man does.
4) He's from Toronto.
5) He sang a freakin' Chad Kroeger song and I did not hurl. I rather enjoyed.
6) He has a Degrassi accent. (When I hear him speak, it makes me think of the way the kids of the old Degrassi spoke.)
7) He's all about the drama - when he performs. (Not like the way Dilana's been about the drama in the past few weeks...)
8) He sounds good on my iPod. (Guess who stayed up far too late last night downloading his songs?)
9) Raina loves him.
10) He does not have a secret pop past. (Thanks for the tip, Raina)
11) I read a quote in the paper where a fan said that he would make crochet interesting. I concur with this quote.
12) His orginial song is quite good. I like it. And I'm totally objective when it comes to all matters Rockstar, hee-hee.
13) I read a interview where Storm thought he'd be the best lead singer for the band. I like Storm and think highly of her (even before I read that comment.)
14) His performance with Supernova was the best of the bunch.
15) He has rocked my socks off every week.

And look at that! An air tight arguement! I won't even dare you to poke holes in it, because I know you can't...

So, I'm looking forward to Lukas' performances of Headspin and Fix You (he can fix me anytime... oh my, can't believe I typed that...) tonight.

Stay tuned for tomorrow night's post which will be on one of two topics:

a) Yay! Lukas won!

or:

b) Why it's better for Lukas' career that he didn't win and why this stupid show was flawed anyway.

Post-show mini rant: Toby = meh. Lukas = intense and so interesting to watch. Dilana = very good Roxanne, original is song a little weak. Magni = meh. But... why the hell was Paula Abdul there? Wreck my favourite show, why don't they?

Sunday, September 10, 2006

I'm nice and safe in my serene surroundings...

So here I am on the unhappy side of the weekend.

On Friday, I ended up staying really late at school for some reason. I did score a ride home from a colleague though, which kicked ass because I was tired and didn't feel like doing the whole public transit dance.

Anyhow, upon my return home, I had a mini-nap and when I woke up I was a bit groggy. My poor roommate was home at the time and though she'd be kind enough to fill me in on some information. Apparently her friend, who is starting teachers' college at U of T, was lucky enough to see the Weakerthans that afternoon as they played a concert for frosh week.

"What!! What??? What!!! How could they?? I did not know about this! I was at school PHOTOCOPYING while my favourite band was playing!!! I totally could have gone! As an alumna of U of T that school owes me big time. When I was there, no one good ever played. EVER! For frosh week, the band was the Killjoys! Do you remember them? Probably not... Gah! Last year I saw Sloan play frosh week and it was great! How could I not know about this?? Oh woe is me. Next time you have news about a past tense Weakerthans concert puh-lease don't tell me. Ignorance is bliss..."

I think my poor roommate was shocked at my response. Poor girl. She probably assumed that I knew, since I usually know when most bands are in Toronto. My response would have probably been a little calmer and collected if I had not just woken up from a nap...

Anyhow, I was in a crappy mood the rest of Friday night, so I went for a walk and then went to bed early since the lack of sleep from the past week was still playing havoc with my system.

Saturday I spent the day at my friend Ali's place. My book club has been in limbo lately, and we haven't scheduled a meeting for our last book (March by Geraldine Brooks), which we chose a long long time ago. I'm just halfway through the book now. It's good, but I haven't been reading voraciously these past couple of weeks so it's taking me forever. Anyhow, in lieu of having a meeting we had afternoon tea which turned into dinner and dessert too. It was greating catching up with friends who I feel that I've been neglecting.

My pal Becca T won the quote of the evening award. The conversation had drifted toward silverware... well, actually my friend Ali (who is married) and my roommate (who is engaged) were discussing (gah!) silverware, while the rest of us were quite silent. Anyway, Ali went to go show my roommate her silverware, leaving us single girls on the couch. So Becca T breaks the ice by saying "So... any luck finding husbands?" which had me on the floor laughing.

Today I ran errands and now I'm blogging before I do some work. It'll be Monday morning soon.

ps My title of this post is from the song "Farewell Faded Memory" by John K Samson who is the lead singer of my favourite band who'd better play Toronto again soon. It's from an old EP that he made in the early 90s when he was in the band Propagandhi and was released on iTunes recently. It's tiding me over until the next Weakerthans record.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

I was saving this for an occasion...

... such as me making it to the first Friday....

ps Today a student asked me what I was doing this weekend and suggested that I should go to a bar. Yeesh, apparently I already look like a need a drink.

pps I find the first two weeks the most harrowing, even though it's when the kiddos are at their best, because it takes me awhile to get into the groove. Mainly in the sleeping and eating department. I've been suriving on four hours and I find I can't eat lunch for some reason...

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

You make my head spin.

A post with three parts...

A) Another Day Down

Thank God that I don't audioblog because my voice is so tired and needs a rest. It had a nice summer vacay, and after a full day of teaching, especially the first few classes where I have to talk a freaking lot, it's strained and tired. I don't think I help things by spending a lot of time yapping with coworkers after work...


B) Rockstar Rant

What will I do when my beloved show is over? I won't have anything to obsess over. Dammit.

Anyhow, I enjoyed last night's show muchly. Storm was probably my favourite performer of the evening. Of course, I loved loved loved Lukas, as I always do, but I really enjoyed Storm's original song. I dug Lukas' version of Bon Jovi's Living On A Prayer, and his original was great, but I didn't love it as much as Storm's. However, Head Spin has actually grown on me now that I've heard it more than once.

Voting: what the fuck? I coudn't vote!!! When I clicked on the vote flag on the Supernova website, I got the message about how to vote that you get during non-voting times. Did anyone else have this problem?

I have a theory: there was a conspiracy blocking Canadians from voting for dear Lukas so that he'd end up being in the bottom three for once. Harrumph. To that I will steal Toby's little saying and say evs. Evs. Lukas was in the bottom three, but was in no danger. In fact he benefitted and got to sing his original again, and now it's in my head.

Now who should have been in the bottom three? Magni! Magni's a great singer, but he just lacks a certain je ne sais quoi. I'd personally call it a lack of sparkle. I think it was his time, but those damned Icelanders apparently have no problems voting. So, unfortunately, it was Storm who got the Tommyhawk, which Tommy himself couldn't bear to bring down, so he made Jason do it. I think Storm deserved to be in the final four.

Next week = final week = a big "Go Lukas" from me!

C) Tag-o-rama (courtesy of Wes).

This requires eight things you don't know about me. I can totally do random, but I may struggle with the unknown. Please don't hate me if I say something you already know.

1) When eating a hotdog, I always put mustard on, and then ketchup. Not the other way around. Mustard goes on first.

2) My pal Becca T thinks I'm obsessed with birds. I don't think I am... Last night, we were watching Rockstar videos online, and a commercial came on that featured a dancing pigeon and I commented that I liked the commercial. "Of course, you like it! There's a bird. I could sell you anything if I put a bird in the commercial!" she exclaimed, happy to have further evidence for her theory. More evidence for her theory: I like a lot of songs about birds, for example: Bird as Prophet, by Christine Fellows.

3) I buy a lot of Skechers brand shoes.

4) This morning I ordered a tall mild coffee and a white chocolate blueberry scone from Starbucks on my way to work.

5) I saved the scone for lunch.

6) I was obsessed with dinosaurs as a kid. My favourite toy was a stuffed Stegosaurus named Steggy. Steggy still lives with me.

7) If I'm asked to pick a number between 1 and 10, I'll probably pick seven.

8) When I get stressed out, I walk really fast, and think about trigonometry and calculus (just simple derivates) to calm myself down. How nerdy is that?

I will be lazy and say if you want to be tagged, you'd better believe that you're it. Oh, and a special shoutout to any of my friends from the GSA (greater St. Ratford Area), who I pressured into starting blogs, and whose blogs require some updation.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Fall is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell...

I'm here. I'm alive. I survived. My next challenge is to get through tomorrow; the first real of school (we only had 20 minute classes today).

I think I'm bit lightheaded from inhaling odd fumes by the photocopier as I killed many the tree for the sake of edumacation.

ROCKSTAR IS ON TONIGHT!!!

My brian is mushy, so I don't have much else to say except for the fact that I'm alive. I wish I could fast forward through the next two weeks and arrive when my classes are nice and settled and I don't have worry about kids transferring in and out and in and out of my classes. (Headache.)

I'll leave you with a favourite quote of mine from my favourite television show.

Principal Skinner - "Ah, there's nothing more exciting than science. You get all the fun of sitting still, being quiet, writing down numbers, paying attention...[chuckles] Science has it all."

Sunday, September 03, 2006

If we keep it still, it won't go by so fast.

My long weekend thus far:

Friday - Went to school, of course, to continue unpacking our science stuff into our new labs. I've learned that if you leave Erlenmeyer flasks, beakers, pipettes, etc. in cardboard boxes over the summer, they breed like freakin' rabbits. I swear we did not have that many when we packed them up.

Forgot my keys at school. Realized this once I got home and tried to get in the building. Went back to work praying that someone would still be in the building. Made a deal with God - if I get my keys, I will not try to worm my way out of having my aunt (who I love but drives me bananas) crash at my place in a couple of weekends.

There were caretakers in the building still (and my VP for that matter), who saw me banging at the front door immediately. Keys were in desk drawer. Made trip home, again. That reminds me, I need to call my aunt tonight...

I rented "Akeelah and the Bee" on my second trip home. It was all right. I'd give it 3 silent Es out of 5.

Saturday - Woke up feeling like absolute shite. Yuck. I haven't felt that bad in a long time. Yucky headache, sore stomach etc. Decided that no, I wasn't going to let feeling like crap ruin one of my last days of summer. Showered, got dressed, decided to momentarily lie down on bed. Woke up at 5 pm. However, sore stomach and yucky headache were gone, so not all was lost.

Today - Decided the only way to face my back-to-school anxiety was to buy lots of fun school supplies. Look at the pretty marking pens I got:


With pens like that, and the funky new haircut I got earlier in the week, and all of the new fall clothing I've bought, I think I'll be OK. I think. (Pens, new clothing, and new hairstyles are my defenses against anxiety).

In celebrity sighting news, I'm pretty sure that I saw Andrew of Sloan by U of T today. Either that, or it was his doppelganger.

In cool iPod accessory news, look at these iPod skins called Gelaskins. I am so tempted to get one, once I survive a week of school. Hmmm, I think I'd get one by a well-known artist: I'm tempted by a Van Gogh, Monet, or Kandinsky. What's that iPod? No! You can't have the Snakes on a Plane one! Just because I let you have that stupid Snakes on a Plane song, 'cuz it is funny, doesn't mean you can have that skin. Be quiet or I'll won't get you a new anything.

Enjoy the rest of your long weekend!

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Even things that seem still are still changing.

1) I think my summer vacay is officially over. I spent a lot of time at school yet again today. I was there today from 8:30 - 6:30 which is the longest stay of the week. And, I'm going back for more tomorrow.

2) Most of my time at school this week has been devoted to unpacking all of our science supplies as our prep room, office, and 2 classes were beautifully renovated over the summer.

3) You know you're a science teacher when you burst into applause after The Periodic Table has been hung up in a freshly renovated classroom.

4) Bad news: only 4 more days until classes start.

5) Good news: only 4 more days until the next performance night on Rockstar. Hope I get to hear Lukas do an original!

6) Here's a letter from me to Supernova:

Dear Supernova,

If you pick Lukas as your lead singer, I will mostly likely probably consider purchasing your CD because I really liked how he rocked out with you guys last night. It was kinda emo-gothy, which sounds lame, but trust me, it was not lame. I liked it. Please make every song sound like that.

Sincerely,

Christielli

ps Gilby is my fave. He seems smart for a former member of GNR.

7) Here's a letter from me to Ryan Star, who was kicked off the show last night:

Dear Ryan Star,

I really didn't like you at the beginning of the competition. I was quite frankly shocked that you weren't ousted very early on in the competition. But, kudos to you, you improved, and I actually started to enjoy your performances, although I'd find faults with them and call a lot of your moves cliche, but that was just because I was beginning to fear that you were actually a threat to my dear Lukas. But really, I don't think that you're half bad and you should stick to playing the piano since that's your forte, no pun intended.

Sincerely,
Christielli

p.s. I think you look like a snarly Adam Sandler.

8) I'm listening to the new alexisonfire song "This Could Be Anywhere in the World", which I really love. I used not be able to take alexisonfire, on account of George's screaming, but I can handle it in this song enough to enjoy Dallas' singing.

9) My title is from the song "Still" by Ben Folds which can be found on the Over the Hedge soundtrack. It's great, and has this neat effect at the end that made me think that I could hear the song playing somewhere else even though I had my headphones on. It was disconcerting but oh so cool.

10) I am so exhausted that I'm going to curl up and watch some Simpsons and go to sleep.

Happy 1st of September tomorrow!!

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

I'm just a little bit Irish, a little bit heiress, a little bit Tower of Pisa whenever I see ya...

I'm not sure if everyone is aware that I'm really obsessed with this season of Rockstar.

If not, now you are.

My pal Sandee referred to it as my new religion the other day.

Her remark was a bit prophetic; I think I had a bit of an epiphany while watching Rockstar this evening.

Lukas is my favourite rockstar. He's from Toronto and looks like Hawksley Workman, plus can rock sparkly pink eyeshadow like no one else can. (I have become and extremely biased Rockstar viewer - I always like his performance best no matter what. I'm so not objective it's funny.)

Anyhow, this week fans were able to vote online for which song they wanted the contestants to sing, and Nirvana's Lithium was selected for Lukas. On Monday night's reality show, he was very anxious about the song, because he doesn't much care for it. The house band also voiced that he was having problems with the song. So it was a classic reality cliffhanger ending: could Lukas pull it off???

As I tuned in tonight, I felt pretty nervous. It was the same feeling I have when I (seldomly) watch a big sporting like an Olympic gold medal hockey game (or any other event when Canada's in contention), Mike Weir leading the Masters' (shh... I like watching golf), or when the Jays are in the playoffs (yes, I know that was a long time ago).

Thankfully, Lukas performed first, so at least I wouldn't have to wait. And. He. Rocked. It. As I watched, I even felt that he added some really good dramatic pauses to his performances that were, dare I say, Hawksleyesque.

Wow, he pulled it off, I thought. If Lukas can pull off Lithium, I'm sure I can pull off lots of things. I can even pull off going back to school, of which I was feeling really really anxious about last week.

Anyhow, that's the story of how one teacher's favourite summer reality program helped alleviate her back-to-work anxiety.

(Note 1: The fact that I've been at school a lot for the past two days may have helped too. Although I haven't gotten any lesson planning done, as I've been helping unpack following the lab renovations we got over the summer, I'm now in the mindset to go back. I'm even looking forward to it.)

(Note 2: I feel like I must elaborate on my golf viewing. I have come to rather enjoy watching golf on tv. My parents watch it a lot, so over the years, I've gotten used to having it on in the background. The nice thing about golf is that they keep switching to different players making different shots. All of the changes keep my attention somehow. Plus, once you get to know the players, it gets a bit more interesting. However, I only watch golf when I'm in St. Ratford. Unless Mike Weir is leading a big tournament...)

(Note 3: This post has taken me forever to write because I've been chatting on MSN and voting for Lukas while writing. My friend Mathew just sent me this hi-larious news item.)

Monday, August 28, 2006

I was underwhelmed if that's a word...

So, the high school reunion wasn't the wild party that I'd imagined. We stuck our noses in at a respectably fashionably late hour, saw that there weren't many ppl reunion-ing, and went to a pub instead and had our own mini-reunion.

On the bright side, the lack of wild party meant that I was in driving condition and was able to give my pal Wendy and her cousin a ride home. They had hoped for fun times too, and were planning on take a cab home, but I stole the 'rents car and drove 'em home instead. The only reason this is note-worthy is because I got to take the fourth road out of town. There are four main roads leaving St. Ratford, and I'd used the previous three during my week home, and I was psyched to have used the fourth.

I also ended up doing a little reunion-ing on the train. I sat beside a girl who was in my grade 12 English class and we had a fun chat.

When I arrived back in Toronto, the subway at Union Station was crazy busy because people were leaving a Shakira concert (or such is my hypothesis).

My friend Joanna is my latest real-life friend who was pressured by me to start a blog. Her first non-test post is great, and I predict great things from her blog.

I'll leave you with a funny joke that I heard today.

A priest was giving a sermon on the evils of alcohol. "If I had all of the beer in the world, I'd throw it in the river. If I had all of the wine in the world, I'd throw it in the river. If I had all of the whiskey in the world, I'd throw it in the river." Satisfied with his dramatic speech, he sat down. The cantor stood up to lead the congregation in the next hymn. "Let's all turn to page 345, and sing the hymn Lead Me to The River."

Friday, August 25, 2006

Tainted Love's too fast to dance to...

I am indecisive.

That's why my blog has such a cumbersome name. Way back when I decided that I was going to try this blogging thing, I couldn't think of a title for my blog, so I just typed in something assuming that I'd be able to decide on a better title later. Obviously that never happened. (Actually, perhaps this isn't a testament to my indecisiveness, but to my inability to think of a good title...)

I seem to attract indecisive friends. Or at least they're indecisive when it comes to social activities. Hence "what should we do tonight?" or "should we go to such and such event?" can become questions to which determining a satisfactory answer can be an arduous process.

In high school, we determined a strategy called "not the leader". Whenever there was a decision to be made, the last person to call "not the leader" was deemed the leader and therefore in charge of making the decision. I was usually the first to call not the leader, and thus avoided having to make decision the majority of the time.

Incidentally, there is an all years' reunion for my high school this weekend. The events range from a golf tournament today (no thanks) to an open house at the school tomorrow (I don't like spending any more time in a school than need be) and a party tomorrow night. I kinda of wanted to go the party, yet kinda didn't want to go, so I was hoping that I'd use my friends to make up my mind for me. If they wanted to go, I'd tag along, but if not, no biggie.

We'd been emailling back and forth about the reunion for awhile and I think everyone was of the same opinion as me, so no decision had been made. A couple nights ago, my friend Jo asked me whether we were going or not.

"I call not the leader." Hah. I could wash my hands of the decision making process.

"Too late, Christa and I already nominated you leader."

Tricky devils. How would I outsmart them? "Fine then. I will take the easy way out, and say that we're not going. If you guys don't like my decision, feel free to declare mutiny on me."

Jo laughed at my trickiness, and looked quite tempted to declare a mutiny, just because mutiny sounded like fun. However, I was quite pleased with myself at more less not being the leader.

Luckily I do have one friend who is decisive, but often out of the email loop. Anyhow, I had to call her regarding tonight's plans, and she decided that she wanted to go to the reunion. So now there is someone who wants to go, meaning that myself and the rest will go with.

Anyhow, the point of this is that now I have an excuse to go shopping for clothes. And not back to school clothes either. Fun clothes.

p.s. I'm also kind of excited that I can go around singing my second favourite Stars song, Reunion, for the next couple of days.

p.p.s. Operation Get Sarcasm Out Of My System is going well. It's helped by the fact that I'm at my 'rents and my Dad makes a good target. I explained to him my mission, to which he replied "Oh gee, being sarcastic is going to be real tough for you, eh?"

Thursday, August 24, 2006

September's coming soon, I'm pining for the moon.

My job will officially be easier this year. Pluto is no longer considered a planet. I now only have to teach eight planets.

Let the good times roll.

p.s. My condolences to any Scorpios. Your sign is now ruled by a dwarf planet.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

And to think I'm the pre-eminent Proust scolar in the United States.

Update from my last post...

I successfully made it to my pal Jolene's place without getting lost, as I usually do when I visit anyone in the Kitchener/Waterloo region.

Then, we went to see the movie which was extremely enjoyable. I heart Steve Carrell.

Allright sarcastic responses to comments...

K- Gee that was a good attempt at being sarcastic.
Lea - Yes, you're right. I'm ready to give up my summer freedom and go back to staff meetings, rubrics, and hall duty.
M@ - I'm never going to trust your opinion when it comes to movies again.

Okay, I'm feeling like I'm expunging some sarcasm. I got a lot of it out while having dinner with my pal Jolene. Thank goodness for her.

The sidewalks are watching me think about you.

So it's Wednesday eh? The blogging's been sparse, mostly because I have absolutely nothing to blog about. Yay St. Ratford.

Well, I've been keeping myself low-key, but I've booked myself to drive all over the countryside to visit my assorted scattered friends over the next few evenings. I had to get gas the other day and it hurt muchly. And I'm probably going to use it all up in the next three days.

Tonight I'm driving to Waterloo to see Little Miss Sunshine with my friend Jo (hey m@ it'd better be as good as you said, or you owe me gas money).

I've been dealing with *choke* the fact that I have to go back to *choke* school by doing a bit of shopping. I can't go back without new clothes after all.

The other thing I have to do before I get back to school is get a lot of my sarcasm out. Sarcasm and teenagers don't really mix, in that most of them don't get it and believe me. For example, when asked if I know swear words in Italian, I reply "I know the swear words in every single language." I had a few kids going for awhile until I broke down and started to laugh.

So, if you want to help me and can make a comment in which I can reply very sarcastically, perhaps I can get it out before September. That would be very helpful.

Huh. Well I really should get going. Sorry that I have nothing worthwhile to blog about. Perhaps I do need to back to school. As if I just said that.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

They don't play me on the radio...

Allright, I'm a loser who is too lazy to figure out what to do on a Saturday night, so I'm staying at home and catching up on my blogging.

I'm actually at my 'rents home in St. Ratford. I haven't been home very much this summer, so I'm going to hang here 'til next Sunday. I actually brought home my new laptop (a little bit lighter than the deceased one), so I don't have to go to the library for Internet purposes. Woot. Although, I do have to use dial-up, which is so quaint and slow. ;)

I feel like I've already had my weekend, so socializing tonight isn't really necessay. My friend Heather was visiting me in Toronto for the past two days and we kept ourselves very busy. We went to Ben Lee on Thursday night (fabulous as always), had some $5 martinis after the show, did a lot of shopping and saw the new Will Ferrell movie (hilarious... as long as you're into Will Ferrell movies). So, after making the trip home, I feel that being low key tonight is the way to go.

I'm also going to try not to overextend myself in the coming week. I have a bad habit of trying to fit every single person I know into my social schedule and I often end up exhausted. I'm going to focus on visiting a couple of people I haven't seen this summer, and relax for the rest of the time...

Hope that you're all enjoying your weekends!

ps I got the letter yesterday. Sigh.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Dream all you like 'cause when it's lights up, you're alone.

I need to clean my apartment, hence I am doing everything in my power to put off that chore. Yeesh. Thank goodness for blogs to blog on.

Tomorrow my pal Heather is coming to visit me for a couple of days. We're going to catch a Ben Lee concert, perhaps go out for martinis, and make a trip to Ikea. I can't believe I've seen Ben Lee four times in the space of slightly over a year. It's just that he plays Toronto a lot at small-ish affordable venues. Why can't other artists/bands play Toronto enough that I can catch them four times in a year? (Cough, cough Weakerthans.)

Yesterday Season 8 of the Simpsons came out on DVD. You know I was all over that.

Also, I discovered that Torquil Campbell of the band Stars has a side project called Memphis whose CD "A Little Place in The Wilderness" was released yesterday. I wasn't sure if I was going to get it, but they had the CD available on a listening booth at HMV. I randomly listened to track 2 and as soon I heard the line "I guess that we've been friends for a while now baby... Yeah, I would even ask you to my wedding day," I knew then that I must own the CD. It's fabulous. Pop noir suits me. Oh and if you're the type to download just one song, get the song "Incredibly Drunk on Whiskey". Love it.

Oh, birthday shout out to my dear friend Jo who turns 27 today. I'm such a good friend that I won't point out that she's older than I am. Cue evil grin now.

Come to think of it, most of my friends are older than I am. This sucked when they were all 19 before I was, but now it's all good. I'll be able watch them each turn 30. Oh, I'm horrid. However, my roommate is 2 years younger than I am. Oh, to be 24 again. Those were the days...

Before I undertake the vile task of cleaning, I do get to procrastinate a bit more by running to get a stamp for a letter. I will also check my own mail on my way, which I've been doing with trepidation this week because I'm anticipating the arrival of the letter. The letter comes every year in the middle of August to remind us teachers that we will have to be getting back to work soon. Gah.

Update: Cleaning not complete, but I did get a lot done. The letter did not arrive today. It's still summer! Woo!

I was just doing my daily reading of music news, and I came across this interesting article. New Sloan album in September! 30 songs! 76 minutes! I am beyond intrigued. I am currently listening to the single on their myspace page and I'm loving it. It's a Jay song. Jay songs are my faves... (I think... depending on the day...) Can I get a Slooooooooo-ooooooooooan?

Argh. Oh no. It seems like that at the end of July, you could download the new single for free on iTunes... Sniffle. This must have occured when I was computer-less. Gah. Well, on the bright side, at least that means I won't make myself sick of it before the album is actually out. I tend to do that sometimes with new singles.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Mais tu manges encore...

Last night I was feeling like I tend to neglect my roommate. We don't really hang out much or anything... It seems like when she goes away, I stick around here and vice versa.

Also, my roommate works a lot. And by a lot I mean it's 10:45 pm right now and she's still not home. Anyhow, last night I was thinking that I should do something nice for her... I considered making dinner for her, but her home time is quite unpredictable... Anyhow, I got the bright idea that I'd bake cookies for her today.

So this afternoon I walked to the grocery store (in the rain - got to finally use the umbrella that I bought especially for my UK trip that I actually only used there for about a minute... which is a very good thing) to buy baking supplies. I thought the gesture would be nicer if I used my (nonexistant) baking supplies instead of hers. Although I did borrow her baking soda and baking powder since it's ridiculous for the girl who bakes once a year to buy those things.

Anyhow, I ended up making a huge batch of chocolate chip cookies and a batch of banana muffins. I feel quite proud of myself for this momentary flair of domesticity. Huh. I guess I'm all warmed up for the next time I will bake which is traditionally for the staff Christmas potluck lunch...

Still waiting for my dear roommate to cast off the shackles of work and come home to her baked goodies. Yeesh. Good thing I'm on vacay. I can stay up as late as need be.

Anyhow, I spent some time today uploading some UK photos on flickr. I've actually had the account for quite some time, but never really bothered to do much with it. Now I've uploaded my max for the month and made the badge and everything. So feel free to visit.

Hope you all have happy Tuesdays!

ps This post's title is a line from the super cool catchy song "Ton plat favori" by the francophone band Malajube. Love it.

Update: Roomie came home at about 11:40 pm. Had cookies 'n milk bonding session. Mission of roommate non-neglect accomplished.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

The time is getting closer; the time to be a ghost.

I'm in the mood to regale you with one of the ghost stories from my ghost walk in London. So, sit, back, and dim the lights to make your environment a little bit more spooky...

This story is set at the Old Doctor Butler's Head Pub which is located down some alley in the financial district in London. This story happened years and years ago, when the streets of London were filled with horses and carriages.

One night a priest was enjoying a pint at the Old Doctor Butler's Head. A cab pulled up in front of the pub, and a lady dressed in black hurried into the pub. She came up to the priest and said "Father, you must come quickly. I know of a man who desparately needs to talk with a priest. He has a grave sin to confess."

The priest could tell that it was a serious situation from the look in her eyes. It was most irregular for someone to approach him in a pub to ask for his services. He quicky finished his pint and followed the lady to the cab. She gave the cab the address and instructed the priest to ask for the master of the house upon arrival.

The priest arrived at the house and knocked on the door. The butler answered. "I've been summoned by the master of the house. He has a desparate need to speak with a priest."

"That's strange," replied the butler. "I'm pretty sure that no such summons has been made. However, I will bring you to speak with the master."

The master was an elderly man; perhaps in his sixities. The priest explained that a woman had directed him to speak to the master of this house because a man was in desperate need to speak with a priest. The master looked somewhat perplexed "Well, I certainly did not send for a priest. I live alone. I can't think of anyone else who may have asked for a priest... unless it was the butler."

The priest shook his head. "Your butler seemed quite unaware of the situation. It could not have been your butler who was in need of me. I travelled quite a long way to be here. Are you sure that you have nothing that you'd like to discuss with me."

"No, I'm sure I do not. I am a very pious man; I have led a godly and just life. I go to church every Sunday and give a generous tithe. My priest knows me well and knows that I try to please God..." The master trailed off. "Well, actually, since you are here... There is one incident that has troubled me for twenty years. I have never dared speak of it to my own priest, because I am so ashamed. But since you are a total stranger, I feel that perhaps I should tell you." The master's face became slightly pale and ashen at the thought of this secret.

"Please tell me this secret my son. I can see from your face that it deeply troubles you. Telling a man of the cloth will help you find redemption in the eyes of God."

"I am a widower," divulged the master. "My wife sadly perished twently years ago. One night we got into a heated argument during which I pushed her away from me. In the heat of my anger, I applied too much force to me and she fell back, hitting her head on the mantle. Her injury proved to be fatal. Her death was recorded as an accident, but... it was my fault. I killed her. I've never told a soul the truth about her death."

The priest took the master's hands in his own. "This is a very grave secret to have kept all of this years. I would like you to come to my church tomorrow. The service is at 10 o'clock. After the service, we can talk more about this and I will pray for you in a house of God. This is a matter of much importance. Please come."

"Oh, I will Father. I will. I've been troubled by this secret for twenty years. I will see you at your church Father." The master thanked the priest profusly for his visit and got directions to his church.

The next day, the priest scanned the congregation for the master. He was not in the church, nor did he come to speak with the priest after the services. The priest felt troubled by the master's absence. He was quite sure that the man was sincere in his desire to talk with him again. He decided that he must return to the house to make sure that the master was well.

He knocked on the door. The butler answered. "Hello sir, I have come again to speak with the master," the priest explained.

"I'm sorry Father. The master passed away in his sleep last night," the butler replied.

The priest was stunned. "May I come in? Perhaps I could give the body a blessing."

"Certainly." The butler lead the priest up the stairs to the master's bedroom, where he was lying in bed. The priest began to pray over the master's body. He noticed that the man looked at peace; during his many years as a priest, he had prayed over many bodies and it was rare to see one that had quite the look of peace as did the master.

While he was finishing his blessing, the priest noticed a framed photograph on the table by the master's bed. He recognized it at once. It was a photograph of the lady who had summoned him to this house the previous evening! He picked it up and brought it to the Butler. "Who is this woman, sir? She was the one who found me in the pub last night and sent me to this house to speak with the master!"

"That is very strange, Father." said the Butler slowly. "This is a photograph of the late mistress of the house who passed away twenty years ago. An accident took her. "

The priest looked at the Butler with wide eyes. "She must have known somehow... she must have known that the Lord was going to summon her husband last night. She knew that he had a grave sin on his soul that he needed to confess... That must be why she summoned me."

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This was probably my favourite ghost story of the "Haunted London" walk I went on. It reminds me a lot of the ghost stories that I read as a kid; they always had some sort of twist ending.

Many summers ago I worked as a summer student in the art gallery in Stratford. Since it was a popular site for tourists, we got a lot of pamphlets about upcoming tourist-y type events in town. I noticed that there was a weekly ghost walk offered for $5. Since I'm a sucker for a ghost story, I thought that it'd be a good alternative to going out for coffee or a movie one night and convinced a couple of friends to go along with me. It was quite well done, I'd wager to say it was slightly better than the one I went on in London only because it probably contained more ghost stories. (The one in London had a lot of historical information too... which was highly enjoyable... but if I was a local looking for spooky stories, I'd be slightly disppointed.) Anyhow, now when I'm in Stratford, I always pass by certain places thinking "There's the poltergeist house" and "Oh look, it's the old haunted orphanage".

Of course, all of this talking of ghosts begs the questions, do I believe in ghosts? As I've mentioned, I've loved a spooky ghost story since I was a kid, and I've always been attracted to things like Tim Burtons movies (I think deep down, I'm a bit of a goth kid).

But, being the math/science girl that I am, the left side of my brain kicks into action and demands a rational explanation for supernatural phenomena such as ghosts, ghouls and hauntings. One of the most interesting scientific explanations for supposed hauntings that I've heard about it is low frequency standing waves. These are sounds that can be produced by something in an environment that humans are unaware of since they cannot hear them. However, they affect the human body by messing with some of our senses, such as causing our eyes to vibrate; this would explain any weird apparitions that someone could see. Infrasound can also lead to hyperventilation which can cause people to panic and can confuse the senses further. (Here's a neat article on ghosts and infrasound if you're so inclined.)

Once in my life have I sort of, maybe, thought that I could have encountered a ghost myself. This incident occured a couple years ago when I worked in an isolated community in Northwestern Ontario. The building in which my classroom was located used to be the local nurses' station. It was now divided in two; half was my classroom and the other half was the local computer centre. One afternoon, I had stayed after school to do some work. I thought I was by myself but I could distinctly hear a baby crying. I figured that the director of the computer centre must be next door with her little grandson so I walked through the connecting door to say hello. No one was there. I looked out the window to see if anyone was around but there was no one. Weird. Could it have been the ghost of a baby who may well have died in that building years ago? Or was a low frequency standing wave messing with my perception? Or, maybe I was just working too much...

Soooooo, do you believe in ghosts?

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Travelling. I. Only stop at exits.

I've been pondering as to how I'm going to present my vacay pictures in my blog. I'm going to assume that I'm probably going to do nothing much else photo worthy over the summer, so I figure I'll spread them out over a few posts organized by country or city. Today's pictures will be from my actual old country: Wales. (I'm 25% Welsh. My dad's dad came over when he was 12. I learned from a magnet that I purchased in Wales that my hardy Welsh surname means "mighty army". So don't mess with me. Also, my surname's motto is apparently "My God, My Wales".)

Before the pictures some random meandering from my brain:

- This cold that I brought over from the UK is kicking my ass. I'm very tired.

- As a result of said cold, I spent the morning reclining on the couch watching CBC Newsworld being very thankful that I was safe at home and not flying out of London today on account of today's heightened airport security due to the foiled terror plot.

- I'm loving my new laptop. It's still got the new computer smell and it's got a really nice widescreen monitor. Last night, my fabulous pal Mathew came over to help me transfer all of my files from my old hard drive to my new one. Nothing was lost. All of my music and pictures were safe. Oh, I guess I should be glad that my work stuff is safe too. But we all know what's really important - the music.

Okay, so without further adieu, here are some snapshots from my time in Wales:

Below is the castle keep at Cardiff Castle. The first set of treacherous castle steps that we climbed. Thankfully we didn't have to wear chain mail.


View of Cardiff City from the Castle. In the left hand side, you can see Millenium stadium where Madonna incidentally played the evening before.

I took this picture of a Welsh beer truck because I found it amusing that the beer was called "Brains".

A traffic jam in the Welsh countryside.


The longest town name, spelled phoenetically here.


The Snowdonia mountians in Northern Wales.

I saw lots and lots of sheep during my trip.

This is Llangollen, a picturesque town in Northern Wales.

Stay tuned for more pictures of Ireland, or England, or London, or whatever I feel like depending on my mood...

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

New Laptop!

Yay! I made up my always indecisive mind and bought myself a new laptop. It's so fun blogging and checking my email without having to sneak into my roommate's room.

Now comes the long process of installing all of the programs etc. that I require.

Old country pics to come soon!

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

And we all will sleep well.

I made it back safe and sound. I was home in my humble apartment at about 4 pm last night (which felt like 9 pm London time). I managed to stay awake until 8:45 at which point I crashed. I woke up this morning at 9 am, had breakfast and fell asleep reading until noon. I think I may be over my jetlag.

My last day in London was fabulous. We wanted to do as much as possible and I think that we did a good job of it. Here's a rundown of our last day in London break-neck sightseeing schedule:

  • Went to the closest tube station (High Street Kensington) and bought a day pass.
  • Took the tube to Westminster Abbey for a photo-op.
  • Walked by the Parliament buildings and took a photo.
  • Passed by Downing Street.
  • Saw the Queen's Guards at St. James' Palace.
  • Walked to Trafalgar Square. Admired the Canadian embassy.
  • Saw the majority of the highlight paintings at the National Gallery. These included two more Vermeers (!), Rembrandts, Van Goghs, Monets, a Michaelangelo, and some Da Vincis. Supported the Gallery by spending lots at the gift shop.
  • Had lunch at Covent Garden.
  • Took the tube to Buckingham Palace. The Queen was in residence. Took lots of pictures. Admired the Canadian gates.
  • Took the tube to the Tower of London. I made lots of corny jokes about being beheaded.
  • Took the tube to Oxford Street. All of the shops were crazy busy and we were crazy tired by this point so we took the tube back to our hotel for a brief nap.
  • Had dinner at Giraffe again so we could try a different flavour of smoothie.
  • Went on a Haunted London walk in the evening. It was very very good. I would recommend looking into the "London Walks" company if you are ever in London. When I get my pictures up, I'll share some of the ghost stories that I remember. The highlight of this walk for me was we walked through the place where they filmed the Diagon Alley scenes from the Harry Potter movies.
  • Went home to pack and go to bed since we had to leave for Gatwick at 7:30.
So my last day of holiday was fabulously tiring. You can alway tell a good holiday when you come home more tired than when you left.

Toronto seems so quiet and sleepy compared to London.

I went to look at laptops today but decided not to buy one because I'm still a bit jetlagged and have the sniffles. However, I have vowed to get one tomorrow so I can start uploading my favourite pictures.

Now I've got blogs to catch up on. I've missed you all!

Saturday, August 05, 2006

La-la-la-la-London!

All right. So the vacay posting hasn't been very frequent, but here I am again, coming to you directly from London on the second last night of my trip. We just finished our grand tour of England/Wales/Ireland this afternoon, and I've got tomorrow left to run around London like a madwoman, trying to see and do as much as possible.

Being as I'm not sure how much internet time I have left on this thing, plus my mind is a bit fuzzy and not overly coherent at the momenet because I'm pretty tired, I'm just going to randomly list things from my trip...
  • I love the red dragon symbol of Wales. I got a Starbucks mug with the dragon on it, thus fulfilling my quota of one Starbucks mug per trip (when possible - no Starbucks mug was to be had in Cuba). (Sorry for my love of Starbucks Wes.)
  • I felt a little bit seasick on the ferry from Wales to Ireland. And I *never* feel seasick. Sitting on the top deck of the ferry in the fresh air made me feel a bit better.
  • I really really really loved Ireland and plan to go back someday. It's a crazy-delicious country.
  • I kissed the Blarney stone! Can you not just tell how this blog entry is far more eloquent than any that I've written before.
  • After climbing up a couple castles, I learned that castle steps are pretty precarious. I can't imagine having to run up (or down) them in chain mail.
  • I discoverd that I like Guinness. I've never tried it in Canada because I assumed I probably wouldn't like it since I'm not a big beer drinker... But, I loved it on first sip!!! Now, I've heard that Guinness tastes better in Ireland, because the bartenders are trained in the correct manner. I watched, and the only trick to me seemed to be was that they half poured it, let it sit, and then finished it off.
  • Oh yeah, my first sip of Guinness was is this crazy country Irish pub called the Shanty.
  • We drove along a scenic 100 mile loop in Ireland called The Ring of Kerry. It is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. Everyone should go around the Ring of Kerry before they die. It starts in Killarney.
  • The second time I had Guinness was in Limerick at South's Pub. If you've ever read Frank McCourt's book Angela's Ashes, you'll recognize South's as the pub where Frank's dad drank all of his wages. I imagine South's is a bit cleaner since back then.
  • The washrooms (or loos, I should say) at South's were labelled "Frank" and "Angela".
  • The Guinness at South's was fabulous. They imprinted a shamrock on the top of the beer. Neat-o.
  • Dublin is a crazy busy city. We didn't spend that long in the city centre but I plan to go back. I spent most of my time at the National Gallery, where I saw a lot of awesome paintings, my favourite being a Vermeer (a Dutch painter). I've always been intrested in Vermeer since I read Girl with a Pearl Earring... Anyway, it was awesome seeing one in real life.
  • I know all of the words to the song Molly Malone. (In Dublin's fair cit-y... where the girls are so pret-ty...)
  • The ferry ride from Dublin to North Wales was much much much calmer. I'd even wager to say it was enjoyable.
  • In North Wales, I visited a town called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch. Say that five times fast. It translates to "the church of St. Mary in the hollow of white hazel trees near the rapid whirlpool by St. Tysilio's of the red cave".
  • If you like rock-climbing, go to Snowdonia National Park in North Wales. Not that I did it myself, but I did see the wicked rocks in this park.
  • If you ever have time, visit Chester Enlgand. It's very pretty.
  • Today I visited Iron Bridge, and Stratford-Upon-Avon before arriving back to London. If I ever hear another Stratford, Ontario tourist bitch about how busy that city is, I will tell them to go to England.
  • I'm pretty sure the English swans could beat our Canadian swans up.
  • I went to Harrod's this evening and almost went into shopping meltdown. The store has 300 departments. I think my favourite was the candy department.
  • Had an enjoyable dinner at a restaurant called Giraffe. If you're ever there, try one of their smoothies. They're delish.
  • Watch your wallet in London. On our way from Harrod's to dinner, we ran into some ppl from our tour. As they were walking into Harrod's, a pickpocket stole one guy's wallet but his wife was able to chase the scoundrel down.
  • Things are soooooooooo expensive over here. I don't understand how people can make ends meet. Everything will seem so cheap when I'm back home.

Okay, so that's a rundown. I've taken lots of pictures, which will be uploaded as soon as I fix my computer woes back in the new country.

Catch you when I'm back home! I'm not ready to go back home, but my wallet is...

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Greetings From the Old Country (my actual old country even)

Welcome to vacay post number 1 coming to you from Cardiff Wales! I would have used the number sign there, but I can't find it anywhere on this weird British keyboard... Also, the shift key is in a weird place, so I am apologizing in advance for weird capitialization.

So far the trip's been great! We had a bit of a delay in leaving Pearson (power failure), and almost slept in this morning (the wake up call we ordered did not arrive), but if that's the worst that can happen, whatever, right?

Yesterday was spent in London. I LOVE LONDON!!! I have never fallen in love with a city so fast. It's so great. We walked around in the afternoon and then took a cruise of the River Thames in the evening. It was so beautiful.

Today we went to Henry the VIII's palace, Stonehenge, Salisbury and Bath. Loved all of those places. Tonight we're staying in Cardiff Wales (I'm officially in my old country now) and then spending the morning in the city. We then proceed to the coast, where we will take a ferry across to Ireland. The trip will take four hours, but I'm kind of looking fwd to just chilling and reading (I've got Dave Gorman's Googlewhack on the go).

I've been taking tonnes of pictures which I will post when I get back and once I have a new computer.

I'd better be off before my quid's worth of internet time is over. Cheerio!

Friday, July 28, 2006

Just a flip of the wrist and I am waving you goodbye.

Last night I went to see Sarah Harmer. Fabulous show. She's totally in my top five of all time favourite bands/artists. My favourite moment was when she went and played the drums while singing the end of the song Lodestar. I love that song. She also played Weakened State which is probably my favourite Sarah Harmer song of all time. The concert was at the Harbourfront Centre, which is a small outdoors venue by the lake and parfait for a summer's evening.

(The only negative was that they had an electronic billboard advertising what was upcoming at the Harbourfront. Everytime I looked up I was reminded that the Weakerthans, my fave band in the whole wide world, is playing for free on Saturday, while I'm in the old country. I know, I know, quit whining. But see, I'm an only child I expect my favourite band to play on a weekend when I am in the country. Argh. I don't like not getting my way...)

Soooooo.... I'm all packed and ready to go!! I'm just waiting for my ride. My plane doesn't leave 'til 10 pm tonight, but I'm going to my friend's house until her 'rents give us a ride to the plane station. (I once accidentally called the airport the plane station and I kind of like my made up term).

I hope that maybe possibly I'll be able to blog once or twice from the old country, but we'll see if I have time/oppurtunity to blog.

Cheerio!!