I totally stole Aaron's Halloween "costume" suggestion of saying that I'm dressed up as my evil twin. In my first period class, one student asked me where my costume was and I said "I'm wearing it." And she was like "huh?" and I said "I'm my evil twin." That scared them because I was sitting at my desk trying not to laugh at them because they were saying "Oh my gosh, she's her evil twin. I bet she's going to be really mean today. Look, she's sitting there plotting. I'm scared. Oh no!"
Then I used the same joke on my notorious fourth period class who looked at me like I was insane and then I said "You're supposed to laugh at my jokes." Then they were like "Lame joke, Miss," and I gave them dirty looks. Then one girl said "Look, I think she's trying to be evil but she can't be evil. She the most un-evil teacher ever!"
So anyway, not only am I slightly mad at some of them for not believing that I can be evil, none of them noticed my new necklace! (I made it yesterday at the bead store.) Argh! Normally I always get compliments on my jewelry, and today I'm wearing a necklace I made myself, and nothing! Hmmph. Fs for the lot of them I say. Oh well, maybe they'll notice next time I wear it. I dyed my hair a darker shade last weekend and none of them mentioned it until Tuesday. When one kid said "nice hair Miss", I replied "Thanks. No one noticed it yesterday." Then the rest of them were like "No, we noticed! We did! We just forgot to say something."

Here's a picture of my necklace so you can all compliment me on it. ;)
So tonight TB is coming over and we are going to drink wine, eat candy and popcorn, and watch The Nightmare Before Christmas and a Halloween Simpsons episode. I vote for the one with "The Shinning" and were Homer goes back in time ("I wish I wish I hadn't sat on that fish").
4 comments:
lovin' the new necklace! And the evil twin thing...thats priceless. You should have gave them extra homework but dropped a line somewhere saying it didn't have to be done. Play with their heads a little!! haha
Happy Halloween!
lol, yeah April and I were MSNing about you last night. I was like 'doesn't it kill you that she knows what we look like and we haven't a clue about her?'
she told me to check your blog and I was like "wha??? is there a pic?"
nope, just a cute little necklace...
haha it's a perpetual myster. But now we've seen hands and a neck. *I* would have noticed it, it's a shame your kids are so dissapointing. Fs indeed.
Hope you enjoyed your wine and candy Halloween!
Thanks for the tips about getting my blog read... I am in the same boat as you about my picture... kind of looking to be this totally anonymous guy, besides I am actually pretty famous so people would recognize me right away and it would a whole thing... LOL
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